Best dating quotes
Linda Festa My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. It’s like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one.If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks’ notice.Susan Healy Date night is not optional for those who want to create a close and connected intimate relationship.Unknown Odds on meeting a single man: 1 in 23; a cute, single man: 1 in 429; a cute, single, smart man, 1 in 3,245,873; when you look your best, 1 in a billion.
Bob Ettinger Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.Rodney Dangerfield My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.Jenny Mc Carthy I was dating a guy for a while because he told me he had an incurable disease. Gracie Hart Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.Unknown I was on a date with this really hot model. And if you like it, there may not be a second date. I made the mistake of telling my date a lie about myself, and she caught me — I didn’t think she’d actually demand to see the bat cave.Alex Reed On the first date men worry about what they’re going to say while women worry about what they’re going to wear.