Dating sites for really good looking people

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(This one mostly based on location.) Is everyone in LA and Orange County a model? Most of the photos on there are airbrushed, model-esque pictures and even in the description, there is a lot of “I am a model.” “I am in the entertainment industry.” “I am an actor.”Damn, does that mean I will never have a chance with you? Is there a tiger zoo in southern California that I don’t know about? Are you a computerized invention of Tinder or are you just swiping right and left just for rating purposes?I cannot stress enough how many times I have come across a guy who has a picture of him with a tiger, which is awesome and strange — if there really is a tiger zoo somewhere around here, I want to know where it is! Because it has become the case all too often, I am starting to think that most of the guys on Tinder are not real. I thought swiping right meant that you are interested. Probably the latter, but still, please say hello or don’t play at all, because you’re hurting my damn feelings (…not really). My best friend, who looks like the racially ambiguous lovechild of Brad Pitt and Pocahontas, waves her phone at me in righteous indignation. Several of my “classically attractive” friends are pissed.“You have no idea what it’s like to be called beautiful all the time,” a good friend once remarked.

I just relocated to Orange County and have been paying attention to advertisements that I hear on the radio — every day for the last two weeks, I’ve heard one from

“It’s like your biggest accomplishment is something you didn’t do yourself.” She wasn’t being rude; I’m not beautiful in the traditional sense.

I have pock-marked skin, hooded eyes, and a bulbous nose.

There really is a wide selection of what kinds of guys are on this platform.

Not to say that all of them are uneducated, but if you don’t mind spelling and grammatical errors in a profile, then this may be the place for you.

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