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Therefore, at considerable risk to my bespoke tailored three piece suit wearing self, I have put together a list of deadly mistakes to avoid when dating Dutch men.

My advice will no doubt upset some, and if I am captured by a posse of angry Dutch men with lion king hairstyles and am forced to sit through hours of music from Tiesto, Fedde La Grand and Armin van Buuren, i’ll look into the eyes of my enemies and shout, sodemieter op, jullie domme kakkers! Dutch men, are probably the luckiest of their species on planet earth.

This in turn has led to the Dutch male being one of the laziest when it comes to chasing women, as generally they don’t really need to.

The antelope calls the shots and the Lion simply needs to drink his biertjes and wait to be hunted.

Dutch women are, in the opinion of the shallow man, the most predatory women on planet earth.

The Dutch female selects the man she is interested in with the precision of a special forces sniper, aiming at a target.

In other words, denim, shapeless boots, a top that clashes so badly with the rest of the outfit that you’d think Stevie Wonder was their personal stylist, and hair that would make a perfect nest for any passing bird.I say this simply because, Dutch women, in spite of often dressing as if the Netherlands has a permanent power outage, and they can only choose what to wear in the dark, are amongst the most beautiful women that you’ll see anywhere in the world.That in itself would be reason enough for every Dutch male to get down on their hands and knees and thank God, Buddha or Allah that they are lucky enough to be born here, but they have an even better reason to be blissfully happy.There are thousands of singles from the around the world looking for a long term relationship.Find love and romance with a Eindhoven speed dating style of matchmaking.

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